Dark Comedy Text Games

Lab Rats: Whose Lab Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

In this lab, the only thing getting tested is my patience!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew swapping hearts would be a real exchange of feelings... and liabilities?

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to hell, where the torture is optional and the punchlines are required!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life hands you a heart, make sure it’s not someone else's!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew saving lives could be this... heart-stoppingly ridiculous?

Whose Face Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs a personality when you can have someone else's face?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Horror Dark Comedy

Stealing hearts: the perfect crime... until it all goes wrong!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

My heart may be in the wrong place, but at least my jokes are on point!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I always wanted to wear my heart on my sleeve, but I didn't expect to wear someone else's instead!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I could give you my heart, but it's got an attitude problem!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Guess who's heart's on the chopping block now?

Rebel Rodents: Lab Locales

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I survive this, I'm starting a memoir: 'Cheese, Betrayal, and the Human Condition.'

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’d say my heart’s in your hands, but that would be a bit creepy, don’t you think?

Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why follow the plot when you can rewrite the punchline?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn't choose the heart life; the heart life chose me... and it’s a real load!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why let others steal your heart when you can auction it off?

Hello, Whose Squad?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the chaos, where your likes won't save you from the drama!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When it comes to love, I prefer to keep it... heartless!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew hearts could have so many strings attached… and none of them are yours!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I've had my heart ripped out before, but never quite like this – talk about a bad breakup!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Let’s face it, love is a theft — but who’s the real thief?

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I came for science, but I'm leaving with a PhD in chaos!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always wanted to steal someone's heart; I just didn’t expect it to be this complicated!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why bother ‘resting in peace’ when you can sleep in chaos?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

"Love is a battlefield, but why not call dibs on the heartbeat?"

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Well, if we’re 'trading' hearts, I hope you’ve got a good return policy!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I don’t always steal hearts, but when I do, I make sure it’s not from someone who needs it!

Whose Mirth Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Laughter's illegal, but who needs rules when you've got a snappy comeback?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just remember: it’s not personal; it’s just business... or is it?

Whose Head Is This Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

Just when I thought my head couldn't get any bigger, it turned out to be someone else's!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I never did have a heart—just an epic collection of bad choices!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I guess it’s true what they say: you really can't choose your family. But can you choose their heart?

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I came here for a heart—turns out, I left with a whole damn emotional rollercoaster!

Hello, Who Dis?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think this is a game, you haven’t met my life’s editor!

Whose Lab is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my lab! Now, who forgot to label the last experiment? Spoiler: it was me!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I put the 'art' in heart—no refunds.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

‘Guess which heart I still have—hint: it’s not mine!’

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I came for the hearts, but I stayed for the drama—who knew feelings could be this profitable?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Steal a heart, but don’t forget: ownership is nine-tenths of the law... unless it’s a romantic comedy!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Who needs a heart anyway? I thought I was just here for the punchlines!

Chrono Crackers: Whose Time Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Time flies when you’re having fun… unless it flies away with your sanity!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

My heart's technically not in it, but who even needs a heart when you have so many to borrow?

Metamayhem: Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If my life’s a story, can I get a rewrite?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

‘Stealing hearts? I’d rather borrow and never return, darling!’

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Look, I'm just trying to keep my patients' hearts in their chests—not in my trophy case!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always wanted my heart in the right place… but I never said whose!

Hell-O, Who's There?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Well, at least hell's not the only place with bad wifi!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

If you think your heart's heavy, try carrying a bag of them!

Hello, Goodbye!

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life's a dying shame, but death's where the fun begins!

Whose Face Is It Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

I always wanted to be someone else; I just didn't think I'd wake up as a middle-aged banker with an affinity for bad ties!