Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think my heart's for sale, baby, you better bring a good trade!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I always said my heart wasn’t into it, but now I’m literally *in* a pinch!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I’ve always said, 'You only get one shot at life, so make sure your heart’s in the right place... or at least, in the right drawer!'

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

If I had a heart for every bad decision I’ve made, I’d be a millionaire—oh wait, I am!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I had a heart for every bad decision I've made, I'd be a millionaire... oh wait!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m not just stealing hearts; I’m stealing the show!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I don't just sell hearts, I break them... for profit!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just remember, it's not stealing if you ask nicely... right?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I don’t always have my heart in the right place, but when I do, it’s someone else’s!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Guess it’s ‘hearts or nothing’ when the stakes are this high!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew thievery could be so heartwarming? Literally...

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In this heart affair, the punchlines are as sharp as the knives!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Fantasy Comedy

Who knew heartthrobs could be such heartaches?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I’m not saying I’m heartless, but sometimes it’s hard to find a pulse on reality!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Love is in the air... or are those just my stolen organs?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life’s a stage, and I just misplaced my heart—can anyone return it without a receipt?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs feelings when you can have a great punchline?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always said I'd give my heart to the arts. I just didn't mean literally!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the lab: where the test tubes are filled with chaos, and I’m the one holding the beaker!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life gives you lemons, mix them with radioactive chemicals and see what explodes!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think love is a battlefield, wait until you try trading it for a latte!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just when I thought my heart was all mine... turns out it's a group project!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to hell—please don't mind the fire; it's just part of the ambiance!

Whose Hell Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to Hell, where the resident spirits are more lost than I am!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Just when you thought your heart was in the right place, I traded it for a tuna sandwich.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just when you thought you could ‘heart’ it all, here comes my heart’s ex calling!

Ego Odyssey: Whose Adventure is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

The only thing bigger than my ego? The mess I've made of my life!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Feeling a little heartless? Don't worry, this one's just a beat away!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you can’t trust a heart, trade it for a better one!

Hell-O, Whose These?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Ghosts don’t always know how to 'send' – let’s get ghosting!

Hell-oo, Whose These?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Just when you thought you knew hell, we added a little pep and a lot of chaotic soul-searching!

Hell-oo, Whose These?

Action-Adventure Dark Comedy

Just when I thought I'd seen it all, I get a job in Hell... and I didn't even get a raise!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

They say the heart is the window to the soul—but mine just went on a joyride!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I just wanted a heart to steal... now I'm a romantic, a villain, and totally heartbroken!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life gives you lemons, just check whose heart is making the lemonade!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In a world where hearts are on sale, grab mine before it's a steal!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you can’t steal hearts, at least make them laugh until they bleed!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

You can’t buy love, but you can definitely rent a heart!

Whose Mirth is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If laughter is the best medicine, I’m the pharmacist with the worst ethics.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

When love is a transaction, everybody's got a price—what's yours?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Trading hearts like they're Pokémon—let's hope I don't wind up with a Magikarp!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always knew I'd find my soulmate... I just didn't think it would come with an expiration date!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I’m not just digging into hearts; I’m trying to find a reason to stop my own from breaking!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I came for the hearts, but stayed for the heartburn!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always wanted a heart-to-heart... too bad this one comes with a side of chaos!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m not saying my job’s heartless, but the last guy who tried to trade his feelings got crowdfunded for a heart transplant!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Heartache is only funny when it’s not yours!

Chaotic Threads: Who's World Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to my existential crisis, where plot holes are just opportunities for mayhem!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I don’t have my heart, but boy, do I have a lot of other people's baggage!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

It's all fun and games until someone loses their heart—then it gets really weird!