Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In this outrageous text-based adventure, players assume the role of a cynical heart-thief living in a whimsical world where hearts are currency and emotions are the ultimate power. After a heart heist goes wrong, you find yourself literally ‘heartless’—having stolen the heart of a powerful overlord. As you navigate through bizarre encounters with eccentric characters like the Giggling Executioner and the Bitter Poet, you must retrieve your original heart and outsmart everyone pursuing you. Each choice leads you deeper into darkly humorous situations, exploring themes of love, greed, and the absurdity of life itself, while trying to figure out whose heart you really want to keep.