Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m just here for the hearts—both figuratively and literally!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

I’ve got a heart to sell, but I might just fall for it instead!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m not saying I'm heartless, but I do have a five-star collection!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just when you thought you had your heart in the right place… Guess again!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I thought I was in a commitment, but turns out it was just a contract—guess whose heart I’m selling today?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think I’m heartless, you should see my ex.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to wear my heart on my sleeve; now I’m just trying to get it back from a sleazebag!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’d sell my soul, but I’m pretty sure it’s already on layaway!

The Hanging Agenda

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life gives you hanging curves, just open up!

Whose Face is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

I guess it’s not just my memory that's a blank canvas...or should I say, a blank face!

Whose Face Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

I came for the face, but stayed for the drama — and maybe a touch of vanity!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If I had a heart for every time I felt this way, I’d be the most emotionally bankrupt person on the block!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I’m not just a sellout; I’m the whole heartthrob package!

Whose Face Is This Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If I knew whose face this was, I'd probably get a better selfie!

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Why deal with your shadow when you can throw it under the bus?

Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew saving the world came with a side of sarcasm?

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When the beakers start talking and the lab mice attend therapy, you know it’s about to get weird!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

My lab coat’s cooler than your degree.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I used to have a heart, but I took an arrow to the knee. Now I'm just a broker with baggage!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Don't worry, if I mess up, I’ll just blame it on my other heart!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Because sometimes, love is just a transaction.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Role-Playing Dark Comedy

Life, love, and a little bit of organ trading – it’s a heart-ache!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always wanted to wear my heart on my sleeve... until I realized it was stuck in a closet!

Who’s Face Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

Get your face straight, or you'll lose your head... literally!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

It’s not the size of the heart that matters… it’s the soul you steal!

Whose Shadow is That?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If my shadow starts tap dancing, I'm out of here!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Is it too late to get my heart back? Asking for a friend…

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why settle for love when you can auction off a whole heart?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs a beating heart when you can have a beating ambition?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Who needs feelings when you can have a fancy organ to sell?

Chronicles of Chaos: Whose Game Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew narrating a hero's life would involve this much dramatic irony—and bad improv?

Chronicles of Chaos: Whose Game Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to my circus; I’m just the clown trying not to trip over my own punchlines!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I steal hearts, but at least I don’t break them… well, most of the time.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn’t steal your heart, I just borrowed the drama!

Nightmare Chronicles: Whose Nightmare Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

It's like writing a play, but this script is a total nightmare!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

If you think your heart's been through the wringer, wait until you see what I can do with it!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to have a heart, but now I only have a portfolio!

Life's Game Show: Here’s Your Life!

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Well, well, if it isn't the human equivalent of the 'meh' emoji!

Shadowbound: Whose Shadow is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think dealing with your own shadows is a nightmare, wait until you meet mine!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the heart market—where love is literally a transaction, and my fees? Emotional and non-negotiable!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think it’s hard to find your heart, try finding someone else’s!

Whose Head Is This, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I thought this was a head-and-shoulders above the rest kind of game!

Whose Head is This, Anyway?

Horror Dark Comedy

If you think my head's a mess, wait 'til you see my life!

Whose Face is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If you think my face looks funny, wait till you see the guy who took it!

Whose Game Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If this is a joke, I’d prefer to be the punchline!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Guess who's got my heart... oh wait, it’s still beating!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

"I was going to give you my heart, but then I remembered I might need it for a transaction!"

Hell's Hierarchy: Demon's Dilemma

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Well, looks like chaos is in charge, and I'm just the intern!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

I’ve had my heart stolen before, but this time it’s personal...and hilarious!

Whose Shadow is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If shadows could talk, I’d be out of a job… and a ghost!