The Hanging Agenda

In a twisted world where humans are merged with inanimate objects, you play as a sentient umbrella named Umberto, trying to understand the absurdity of human life from your unique perspective. Your primary task is to witness and influence a bizarre council meeting on the fate of 'hanging' privileges, while providing commentary on the hilarity and chaos around you. Encounter eccentric characters, explore their odd backstories, and decide whether to support their outlandish proposals or disrupt their plans with a clever, well-timed quip. With each choice you make, the dynamics of your hanging become unhinged in ways you couldn't imagine.