Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think breaking hearts is a hobby, you're in for a career change!

Shadowplay

Mystery Dark Comedy

If my shadow had a mouth, it would be more charming than me!

Metamayhem: Whose Adventure is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why chase the plot when you can chase the punchlines?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just because I’m heartless doesn’t mean I can’t sell you a good one!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

It's all fun and games until someone loses a heart... or three.

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When it comes to hearts, I'm a real dealer—but watch where you gamble!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Nothing like a little heart-thieving to put the 'fun' in dysfunctional!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs empathy when you can just trade hearts?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I came for the hearts, but stayed for the punchlines.

Whose Shadow is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If the shadow fits, wear it – otherwise, you're in deep shadow-poo!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I sell hearts—because mine's out of stock!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Why do I feel like a puppet with my own strings cut? Oh, wait, that’s someone else’s heart!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I always said the heart wants what it wants; turns out it also gets stolen on a Tuesday!

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

I’d chase shadows for a living, if they didn’t vanish at the slightest hint of sunlight!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

When it comes to hearts, I’m not just collecting—I'm winning this wild game of love!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When hearts are just currency, everyone’s a little shady… including me.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I thought I had a heart, but I guess I just had a back-up plan!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Hearts are like socks—easy to lose, a pain to find, and everyone's looking for the perfect match!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you find my heart, please send it back: I'm tired of feeling emotionally bankrupt!

Reality Rumble: Whose Quest is it Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to the genre blender; just remember, life’s a script and everyone here forgot their lines!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When it comes to trading hearts, things can get a little... re-vengeful!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Heart-pounding decisions? I prefer heart-munching ones!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I'm not just heartless; I'm heart-full of regrets!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I used to think I had an emotional backbone, but now I’m just a heart broker in a market full of fools!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Guess it’s time to show my true heart... or what's left of it!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In a world full of heartless deals, can you keep yours intact... or will you end up with a 'heart-ache'?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’ve stolen hearts before, but this one might just steal mine back.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew choosing a heart could be a real emotional rollercoaster — and I thought my ex was dramatic!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

It's all fun and games until someone loses a heart… or two!

Hello, Goodbye!

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Welcome to the diner! Leave your troubles at the door... or don’t, I could use a laugh!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I guess my heart just wasn't in it... can I borrow yours?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think love is blind, wait until you hear who’s playing the organ!

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs a conscience when you've got a heart full of loopholes?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs a heart when you can steal one, right?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just remember, if it doesn't beat for you, you might just be heartless.

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Your heart's in my hands, but don’t worry—I'm in therapy for that!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Who needs a heart when you have a wicked sense of humor?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why settle for one heart when I can collect 'em all? Cupid's gonna be so jealous!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Who needs a heart when you're this sarcastic?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m not heartless; I just don’t have the time for it!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Trading hearts? I’d rather trade wits, but this marketplace is bloody emotional!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If only I could steal a heart, but instead, I’m just heartless in the office!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Remember, folks: Heart health is important, but emotional exchange rates are much more thrilling!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why save your own heart when you can just take someone else’s?

Whose Crypt Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

When the dead start arguing about who gets to haunt next, you might just need a shovel and a sense of humor!

Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

In Greetingsville, every 'hello' could be your last! Now, what's the magic word?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why settle for a heart when you can have a heart-throb? Just don’t ask where it came from!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I wasn't born with heart, but it’s getting a little crowded in here!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

One heart at a time—it's paperwork or be paperworked!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Nothing says 'I love you' like a well-placed betrayal!