Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Remember, folks: Heart health is important, but emotional exchange rates are much more thrilling!

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Set in a quirky world where people can trade and barter their emotions, players take on the role of a heart merchant. Your goal is to craft the perfect Heart Collection to influence the world around you. Choose from a variety of hearts—each infused with different memories, desires, and quirks—and navigate a series of absurd and dramatic scenarios that require wit, wisdom, and a dash of irreverence. Will you trade your happiness for someone else's artistic ambition? Or negotiate a deal to swap anger for sympathy in a hostile boardroom? The choices you make and the hearts you exchange influence the fates of those around you, all while sharing hilarious and tragic tales of the human condition. Surprises await as you confront the absurdity of your own feelings and those of others in a satirical exploration of emotional trade-offs.