Dark Comedy Text Games

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Turns out, the hardest part of heartbreak is figuring out whose heart it was in the first place!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think your heart's heavy, just wait till you see how it looks on someone else!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

They say the heart wants what it wants; I'm just here to make a profit!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Hey, I’m just a heart dealer, not a psychiatrist — so let's cut to the chase!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew hearts could be so complicated? I thought they just pumped blood and caused drama!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn’t sign up for a heart-to-heart; I just wanted my heart back!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m just here for the hearts, and to possibly lose mine!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

You think love hurts? Wait till you try swapping hearts!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Just remember: It’s the heart that counts… unless it's borrowed!

Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

Shadows don't lie... but they sure do love a good prank!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When love bites, make sure you’re the one holding the heart... or the knife.

Shadowbound: Whose Shadow Is This, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

My shadow has issues... but who could blame it? It’s always following me around!

Whose Shadow Is That?

Mystery Dark Comedy

I didn’t lose my shadow; it just wanted to be a star!

Nightmare Duel: Whose Dream Is It Anyway?

Fantasy Dark Comedy

In my dream, you're just a footnote in my epic saga…

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Welcome to the lab, where the only thing more dangerous than the chemicals is the staff!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

Look, I’m not saying I’m heartless, but at least I’m not heartbroken!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I never signed up for this heart-thumping ride – but hey, at least I’m not just beating around the bush!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Turning ‘feeling’ into ‘healing,’ one awkward hug at a time.

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Let's see if your heart's in the right place... or if it’s just a good bargain!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Nothing like getting right to the heart of the matter—literally! Let’s see whose life I can screw up today!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Love is in the air, but so are the consequences—better watch where you breathe!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If it’s a heart-wrenching experience, I’m the surgeon!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

My heart might be in the right place, but it sure has a weird taste in partners!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life gives you hearts, make sure you don’t end up with a rotten one!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

When life hands you hearts, don't just change them. Steal them!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who knew heart swappers had such a bad rep? Heart to heart, let's stab each other in the back!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I didn't choose the heart life; the heart life chose me—now I'm just full of feelings and questionable decisions!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Just when I thought my heart couldn’t sink lower, it turns out I’m just a collector of other people's grief!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I’m just a heartbroker, trying to make a killing in a city full of heartless fools!

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

I always said I had a big heart. Turns out, I just lost it in the shuffle!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

It’s not about who you love; it’s about who's heart beats loudest for your chaos!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think love is complicated, wait until you see my paperwork.

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Narrative Adventure Dark Comedy

Guess what? I’m here for your heart... and I’m not talking about love, sweetheart!

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

If every hello leads to a mystery, I’m about to be very popular… or very stressed!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

You can't spell 'heart' without 'art'... and a little bit of treachery!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Why save the world when you could sell a heart? Just kidding, I don’t take returns!

Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

In this story, I’m not just the hero; I’m the whole ridiculous ensemble cast!

Whose Lab Is It Anyway?

Puzzle Dark Comedy

Welcome to the lab where chaos is just a hypothesis waiting to be tested!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Don't worry, it's just heart surgery. What's the worst that could happen? Oh right, *me*!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Heart-stealing is a tough gig—just ask my ex's therapist!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Life’s a heartless game—better hope your next move is with the right heart!

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I was going to steal hearts, but I can't even steal a good WiFi signal.

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Adventure Dark Comedy

Why settle for a heart, when you can have someone else's emotional chaos!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Mystery Dark Comedy

Just when I thought it couldn't get any heart-ier!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Drama Dark Comedy

If you think finding true love is hard, try finding someone who won't freak out when they realize they've got a heart from a professional juggler!

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

If you think dealing hearts is easy, you've never met my last ex!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

‘Who needs organs? I thought I was just supposed to work on my ‘heart’! Get it?'

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Who needs a soul when you've got a good deal?

Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

Let’s swap some heartache for hilarity!

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Interactive Fiction Dark Comedy

I never asked to be a heartthrob—I'm just here for the cardio drama!