In this wildly unpredictable text-based adventure, you are a hapless intern at a university research facility gone awry. After a freak accident involving a sentient lab rat, the lab has descended into anarchy, and it's your job to restore order (or not, depending on your choices). Navigate through chaotic experiments, eccentric scientists, and bizarre creatures while trying to figure out who really runs this mad house of science. Each choice you make may lead to hilarious disasters or unexpected discoveries, creating a unique experience every time you play.