ZIRPocalypse: The Startup Showdown
Because when money is cheaper than water, who needs a lifebuoy?
In a world gripped by Zero Interest Rate Policy (ZIRP), play as a cunning startup founder navigating a bizarre and precarious landscape filled with eccentric investors, bizarre tech trends, and off-the-wall competitors. Engage in witty banter, negotiate ridiculous funding deals, and make morally questionable decisions to keep your startup alive in this satirical text-based adventure. Your choices will lead you through a career fraught with absurd challenges, from inventing the next viral app to surviving hostile takeovers — all while maintaining your sanity and humor!
