In this interactive text-based adventure, players take on the role of a zany treasure hunter named Ollie O'Connell, who is convinced that the only treasure worth seeking is the one that belongs to someone else. Each choice leads to a wild dogfight between quirky side characters claiming ownership of the treasure, such as a disco-loving pirate, a deceptive historian, and a conspiracy theorist convinced that the treasure is linked to an ancient alien civilization. Players must navigate absurd scenarios filled with unexpected twists, comical dialogues, and moral dilemmas as they figure out not just who owns the treasure, but if any treasure is worth the trouble. Will you outwit your opponents and snag the fortune, or will you find out that the real treasure was the friends you made along the way? Or something far less poetic?