Whose Thrift Are You Anyway?

In a world where thrift stores hold the power to alter reality, you play as a witty and resourceful thrift store employee who discovers a cosmic artifact hidden among the clothes. Each item you sell grants you bizarre, unpredictable powers that affect not just your life but the lives of your quirky customers. Navigate through zany scenarios, barter with eccentric characters, and use your newfound abilities to either help or hinder your shoppers. With each decision shaping the store's fate, will you become the ultimate thrift store hero or the town's most notorious fashion disaster?