Whose Thrift Are You Anyway?

In a world where thrift stores are portals to alternate realities, play as Riley, a sarcastic bargain hunter who stumbles upon a mysterious thrift shop that pulls them into bizarre and hilarious alternate dimensions. Each section of the store opens up a unique world influenced by the last item purchased: from a dystopian future ruled by sentient laundry baskets to a whimsical realm where everyone speaks in haikus. Players must navigate these absurd realities, interact with eccentric characters, and make decisions that influence the outcomes and lead Riley back home. As they rack up zany experiences, they also gather odd mementos that change the narrative and introduce new layers of humor and chaos.