In a bustling thrift store known for its eccentric donations, players step into the shoes of Theo, a quirky antique shop worker with a talent for uncovering mysteries hidden in the most unlikely items. When a series of bizarre thefts occur, it’s up to Theo and their ragtag team of misfit customers to solve the mystery. Each item in the store has a story, and players must engage in dynamic dialogues and choose clever, often hilarious strategies to interrogate quirky characters and uncover clues about the culprit's identity. Using a unique 'Thrift-ometer' mechanic, players can rate the bizarre nature of their discoveries, leading to unexpected narrative branches filled with humor, drama, and a touch of absurdity.