Whose Thrift Are You Anyway?

Whose Thrift Are You Anyway?

Welcome to my thrift store—where everything's vintage, except for my sense of humor!

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Dive into the quirky world of thrift store treasures, where you play as a snarky vintage resale shop owner with the ability to read the past of each item you find. As you interact with a motley crew of eccentric customers and strange artifacts, you must solve whimsical mysteries linked to each piece's history. From a cursed lava lamp to a turtleneck sweater that belonged to a famous punk rock star, each item reveals its tale through interactive dialogue and decision-making. Your choices will determine the fate of the shop and the hilarious, unexpected connections you forge with your clientele. Will you become the thrift shop sage or a meme-worthy catastrophe?