Whose Thrift Are You Anyway?

Whose Thrift Are You Anyway?

It's not just a thrift shop, it's a graveyard for aspirations—grab your ghostwriter!

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In this twisted, interactive narrative, you play as a down-on-your-luck performer thrust into a bizarre thrift store mystery. A sudden downturn in your improv career leads you to the enigmatic 'Thrift Emporium,' a place rumored to be a treasure trove of unique artifacts with weird backstories. However, each thrifted item comes with its own haunting tale, and the former owners are not quite ready to part with their possessions. As you navigate through the quirky characters, you must make choices that will impact the fate of your creativity and keep your dreams alive, all while engaging in witty banter and thwarting the ghostly shenanigans that ensue. The unique blend of humor and horror makes for a delightfully absurd adventure as you piece together the mystery of the place—and decide whether you can reclaim your stardom or if the thrift store will claim you first.