Whose Thrift Are You Anyway?

Set in a quirky, post-apocalyptic thrift store universe where the once-familiar human civilization has collapsed, players assume the role of a hapless yet resourceful Shopper. As they navigate the aisles filled with bizarre items imbued with unpredictable powers, players must engage with a colorful cast of eccentric characters, each with their own backstories and shady motives. The goal is to unravel the mystery of the 'SArt'—a mythical artifact said to grant the wish of anyone who can outsmart the thrift gods. With absurd choices, unpredictable plot twists, and hilarious consequences, players must decide whether to restore humanity or let chaos reign as they clad their character in the most mismatched thrift finds imaginable.