Whose Thrift Are You Anyway?

Step into the midst of a chaotic thrift store heist where you play as an eccentric store clerk with the uncanny ability to read people's minds. In this interactive text-based adventure, your mundane workday spirals into an outrageous series of events when you discover that the thrift store is a front for a hidden black market dealing in cursed antiques. As customers bust through the doors, each with their own bizarre hopes and dark secrets, you must navigate their intentions while unraveling the mystery of the cursed items before the store's reputation—and your sanity—goes completely awry. With witty dialogue choices and peculiar challenges, you'll unveil hilarious situations, form unlikely alliances, and ultimately decide the fate of both the thrift store and yourself.