Whose Thrift Are You Anyway?

Whose Thrift Are You Anyway?

Just because I shop here doesn’t mean I’m a bargain basement philosopher!

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In a bizarre alternate reality where every thrift store is a portal to a wild parallel universe, you, an eccentric thrift-store enthusiast, must navigate through increasingly eccentric worlds based on the items you choose. From a psychedelic land where everything is made of knitted sweaters to an absurd kingdom where memories of each item are alive, you’ll encounter quirky characters and solve outlandish puzzles. Engage in witty dialogue, make choices that influence the outcomes of these strange environments, and uncover the hidden stories of the items you collect. The fate of your shopping destiny—and perhaps the multiverse—rests in your hands!