Whose Thrift Are You, Anyway?

Whose Thrift Are You, Anyway?

Saving the world one thrifted sweater at a time—because 'retro' is just a fancy word for 'still broken!'

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In 'Whose Thrift Are You, Anyway?', you step into the worn-out shoes of Max, a quirky thrift store owner who discovers a mysterious portal lurking behind a pile of vintage jackets. Each thrifted item you sell has a whimsical story and a previous owner with an outlandish backstory. As you interact with your customers—ranging from eccentric artists to time-traveling historians—you must juggle their demands, uncover the secrets of the portal, and decide whose treasures go home with whom. Will you help them reclaim their sentimental items, or will you choose to keep them for your own thrift store empire? Your choices impact both the fate of the portal and the colorful personalities of your clientele in this hilarious, burdened-by-choices, choose-your-own-adventure story!