Whose Thief is it Anyway?

In a bustling metropolis where crime is as common as coffee, you play as a down-on-their-luck detective who inadvertently gets entangled in a series of zany thefts that have the city's elite in an uproar. As you navigate through absurd interviews with colorful suspects—including a tap-dancing barista, an overly dramatic art critic, and a conspiracy-laden conspiracy theorist—you'll gather clues, uncover secrets, and piece together the bizarre chain of events that leads to the ultimate showdown. With branching narrative paths and quirky side quests, you’ll solve the mystery... or just get lost in a noodle shop trying to solve your lunch choices.