Whose Thief is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of amateur detective Jax Remington as you navigate the outrageous underbelly of a bustling city divided by warring factions of thieves. In this text-based adventure, you must solve the case of a missing priceless artifact rumored to be cursed. Engage with a cast of eccentric characters, each with their own absurd motivations and alibis. Use your wit to interrogate suspects, piece together clues, and make outrageous decisions that could lead to hilarious outcomes. Can you figure out whose thief is hiding the artifact before the city falls into chaos, or will you find yourself wrapped up in their ridiculous schemes?