Whose Thief Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as a washed-up private investigator hired to solve an absurd heist: a collection of bizarre items has been stolen from the town's quirky museum. As you navigate through a cast of eccentric characters—including a paranoid curator, a flamboyant thief who insists they've retired for good, and a conspiracy theorist convinced that aliens are involved—you must gather clues, decipher strange alibis, and piece together the riddles of criminal masterminds. But be warned! Everyone's got secrets, and the truth may be more ridiculous than the crime itself.