Whose Thief is it Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Sam P. Lit, a snaggle-toothed detective with a knack for sabotaging subtlety. In a city where every other person is a con artist, you are tasked with uncovering the heist of a priceless artifact that has gone missing from the Metropolitan Museum of Absurdity. You'll interact with a series of colorful characters, from a disgruntled mime to a kleptomaniac librarian, each with their own stories, secrets, and red herrings. As you navigate witty dialogue and make pivotal choices, the outcomes of your investigation will depend on deciphering clues, manipulating relationships, and occasionally cracking a few terrible puns. Can you determine whose clever hands made off with the treasure before it disappears forever into the underground art market?