Whose Tea Is It Anyway?

Whose Tea Is It Anyway?

I swear, if I hear the phrase 'a storm in a teacup' one more time, I’m spilling this tea all over someone’s cravat!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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Set in a quirky Victorian teahouse, players assume the role of an eccentric tea sommelier who's been framed for the theft of a rare, magical tea blend. As they delve into a web of treachery, absurdity, and intrigue, players must interact with a cast of whimsical characters — from a pretentious aristocrat to a talking cat with a penchant for philosophy. Each choice unveils bizarre secrets, strange alliances, and unexpected consequences. Will players clear their name, or will they be caught in a never-ending brew of chaos?