Whose Squad Is It Anyway?

In this satirical text-based game, you take on the role of an overzealous team leader trying to organize a group of dysfunctional and eccentric freelance heroes for a chaotic heist to steal an absurd artifact from a notoriously zany museum. Each member of your squad has unique personality traits and unpredictable antics that can either bolster your plans or lead to hilariously disastrous results. Navigate through witty dialogue, oddball missions, and unexpected plot twists while managing the squad's quirks and egos. Every decision you make determines the outcome of the heist and the fate of your team. Will you become the ultimate squad commander or be remembered as the one who couldn't get a single mission right?