Whose Squad is it Anyway?

In a chaotic alternate reality where every squad or team is assigned based on absurd roles and societal quirks, you find yourself at the center of an uproarious political parody. As a mid-level bureaucrat in the 'Department of Squad Placement,' your job is to ensure that every overly-specialized squad is absurdly mismatched to complete ridiculous tasks. With options ranging from a Shakespearean Acting Crew to a Team of Competitive Sandwich Makers, your choices dictate the hilariously disastrous outcomes of each mission. Navigate through this comical world filled with quirky characters, surreal scenarios, and unexpected twists as you discover the true meaning of teamwork—or lack thereof—in a society that might just make you long for your day job. Can you hilariously resolve conflicts, unite the most mismatched teams, and find out whose squad truly runs the show?