Whose Squad Is It Anyway?

In this satirical interactive text-based game, players navigate the chaotic world of a begrudgingly assembled team of misfits from different dimensions, each with their own bizarre abilities and quirky personalities. Your goal is to determine who the real leader of the squad is when faced with a universe-threatening crisis. Players will face outlandish scenarios, solve comedic puzzles through dialogue choices, and forge alliances (or total betrayals) with their squad members as they embark on ridiculous quests, ranging from retrieving a stolen taco from an egomaniacal wizard to convincing a group of rogue squirrels to return stolen galactic artifacts. The story twists depend entirely on your choices, leading to a multitude of unpredictable endings.