Whose Squad Is It Anyway?

Set in a fantastical, absurd universe where every character’s personality is a parody of classic archetypes, you step into the shoes of a mid-level hero trying to assemble a squad for an outrageous quest. However, the catch is that you don’t get to choose your team; you must negotiate, bicker, and sometimes play prankster to convince an array of bizarre characters—from a bumbling wizard to a moody rogue cat—to join your cause. Each character brings their own quirks and narratives that intertwine as you progress, leading to ludicrous challenges, witty dialogue choices, and unpredictable outcomes. Can you turn this motley crew into a squad that succeeds—or will your adventure dissolve into pure chaos?