In a chaotic world where mismatched teams of quirky characters must band together to face absurd challenges, you play as a semi-sentient AI that gets to choose whose squad to join based on their unique abilities and outlandish personalities. Each squad has its own comedic backstory, let you lead them through ridiculous scenarios, clever dialogues, and dramatic twists. Shape the fate of your chosen crew through your decisions and brave their shenanigans as they attempt to complete ludicrous quests and deal with the tongue-in-cheek rivalry among the squads. Will you navigate their quirks to achieve squad supremacy or get tangled in their surreal drama?