Whose Squad Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based adventure, you step into the chaotic life of an aspiring but utterly incompetent team leader in a world where superpowers are common, but organization is not. As you navigate through a series of zany missions—like attempting to host a superhero barbecue or fixing a botched bank heist—your decisions will determine who stays in your ragtag group of misfits and who gets kicked to the curb. Manage your squad’s quirky dynamics while battling absurd villains, accidental superpower malfunctions, and the ever-looming threat of group therapy sessions. Will you rise to the top of the ‘most ridiculous team’ leaderboard or crash spectacularly into a pit of shame? The choice is yours!