Whose Squad Is It Anyway?

In this irreverent text-based adventure, you take on the role of an aspiring sidekick in a whimsical city brimming with eccentric superheroes. Tasked with assembling a squad for a hilariously chaotic mission—the retrieval of a stolen artifact that unknowingly holds the key to their powers—you must navigate through a series of outlandish choices. Each hero you recruit has their own quirky persona and wildly unpredictable abilities, leading to a dynamic and often ridiculous story that unfolds based on your decisions. With every twist and turn, from awkward team-building exercises to unexpected betrayals, your goal is to figure out exactly whose squad it is, while maintaining your sanity amidst the chaos.