Whose Squad Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a rookie squad leader in a fantastical world where every character is as unpredictable as their moods. During a series of bizarre quests, your squad—a ragtag bunch of misfit adventurers—either loves or loathes the decisions you make. Explore various whimsical realms, tackle implausibly outrageous challenges, and navigate hilarious dialogue options that test your ability to keep your squad from disbanding or going off the rails. Each quest is interwoven with a zany narrative filled with unexpected twists, and your choices directly impact team morale—and the absurdity of the outcome.