Whose Squad Is It Anyway?

In a world where squads and alliances are the norm, you play as a hapless faux-hero trying to assemble the most dysfunctional group of misfits for a grand quest. Each character you encounter has their own ridiculous quirks, unpredictable motivations, and a dramatic backstory that complicates your mission. Navigate through a series of hilarious scenarios and make choices that impact your squad's dynamics and the outrageous outcomes of your adventures. Will you manage to unite this collective of oddballs, or will you send them flying in every direction with your questionable leadership?