Whose Squad is it Anyway?

In a world where freelance mercenaries vie for jobs in a satirical take on the gig economy, you play as a hapless squad leader trying to keep your motley crew of misfits together while navigating absurd missions. From thwarting rogue AI pizza robots to negotiating with rival squads for bounties, the stakes are hilariously high as you manage interpersonal conflicts, morale, and outrageous demands all while simultaneously wondering, 'Is this really what I signed up for?' Choose your responses wisely and unleash witty remarks to survive, because in this chaotic world, it’s not just about the mission—it's about who can laugh the loudest when it all goes wrong.