Whose Squad Is It Anyway?

Step into a cynical world where your decisions shape the fate of a quirky group of misfit heroes who accidentally stumbled into a catastrophic adventure. In this interactive text-based game, you play as the reluctant leader of a squad with wildly contrasting personalities, from a flamboyant fashionista who thinks they’re a chosen one, to a disgruntled hobbyist with too many opinions about crafting. Navigate through absurd dilemmas, unravel dramatic backstories, and decide who gets to call the shots while juggling internal conflicts, unhinged humor, and a sprinkling of dark comedy. Will you hold the team together or watch the chaos unfold?