Whose Squad is it Anyway?

In a bizarre, dystopian world where social media fandom wars can determine the fate of entire communities, you step into the shoes of an unknown protagonist who has been unwittingly thrust into the role of 'squad leader.' Your task? To rally bizarre characters, each with their own conflicting agendas, who are adamant about their unique contributions to your squad's mission of confronting a mysterious and ridiculous antagonist. Navigate through outrageous quests, make choices that lead to hilariously tragic outcomes, and engage in absurd debates over character flaws in a society obsessed with online personas. With your wits and charm, earn the loyalty (or disloyalty) of your teammates as you contend with rival squads eager to outshine yours.