Whose Squad Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of a reluctant squad leader of an underground hero organization in a zany, dystopian future. Each mission presents a unique dilemma involving your quirky team members, each with their own idiosyncrasies and secret agendas. As you navigate through absurd scenarios—such as saving a cat stuck in a time loop or negotiating peace between rival cereal brands—you’ll have to make choices that affect not only the outcome of the mission but the dynamics of your dysfunctional squad. With every decision, hilarious dialogue, and unexpected twists, the fate of the squad (and possibly the world) rests on your shoulders. Can you keep your crew intact while saving the day?