Whose Squad Is It Anyway?

In this uproarious text-based adventure, you play as an unreliable narrator who feels entitled to lead a ragtag squad of misfits through absurd challenges. Each member of the squad has wildly conflicting personalities, from a melodramatic bard who insists on singing at the worst times, to a literal-minded warrior who can't grasp sarcasm. Throughout the game, you must make decisions that influence the group's dynamics, navigate hysterical scenarios, and ultimately determine whose squad it really is—yours or theirs. Choices lead to unexpected outcomes, hilarious dialogues, and side-splitting mishaps that will keep you engaged in this wild ride of comedic chaos.