Whose Squad is it Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a nervously witty squad leader of a ragtag group of fantasy misfits who stumble upon an ancient artifact that has the power to alter reality. Each squad member has their own bizarre quirks and unrealistic goals, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and chaotic missions. As choices unfold, your decisions affect the mood dynamics, alter squad allegiance, and even change the artifact's powers. In a world where everything seems to be going wrong, can you unite your squad to either save or utterly devastate the realm? Your humor and wit are just as crucial as your decision-making skills in this thrilling text adventure!