Whose Squad Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, players take on the role of a zany team manager in a chaotic esports league. Each decision you make influences the dynamics and outrageous antics of your eclectic team of misfits, ranging from an overzealous gamer grandma to a conspiracy theorist hacker. You'll negotiate sponsorship deals, navigate absurd team rivalries, and manage the eccentric personalities of your squad, all while trying to secure your victory in the most unpredictable tournaments imaginable. Can you balance the chaos and lead your squad to fame and fortune, or will their outrageous antics take you down with them?