Whose Squad is it Anyway?

In a chaotic future where squads are the ultimate currency, you find yourself in the middle of an absurd rivalry between two wildly incompetent groups. Players assume the role of a quirky protagonist who has accidentally become the deciding factor in a high-stakes bet between the two squads. Your choices will shape the narrative as you navigate through outrageous encounters, ludicrous challenges, and unexpected alliances. Engage in ridiculous dialogue, navigate absurd scenarios, and earn the loyalty (or disdain) of the factions by determining whose squad you'd rather join—or betray! The hilarity intensifies as the clock ticks down to a showdown that will determine not just your fate, but the fate of the community charged with maintaining the congratulations-for-everyone mentality.