Whose Squad Is It Anyway?

In this hilarious and chaotic interactive text-based adventure, you play as a hapless squad leader who finds themselves in a peculiar galaxy where teams are formed once a week based on bizarre challenges. As you navigate through ludicrous situations, from negotiating with alien mascots to playing outlandish games to decide squad assignments, your choices determine your team's fate and the wacky power dynamics within. Forge alliances, sabotage rivals, and laugh through the absurdity of intergalactic sports rivalries, all while trying to figure out if this squad is, well, truly yours.