In a future where mega-corporations blame their failures on 'squad performance,' you take on the role of a performance consultant hired by an eccentric CEO. Your mission? Help a mismatched group of employees from various departments learn to work together in the most absurd situations. As you navigate a series of melodramatic and comedic workplace scenarios, you'll make choices that shape the squad dynamics and their ultimate fate in the corporate hierarchy. Will they become a cohesive unit or fall apart in the face of bizarre team-building exercises and ridiculous office politics? Your choices determine not just their future, but their sanity!