Whose Squad is it Anyway?

In this hilarious and unpredictable interactive text-based game, you find yourself as the reluctant leader of a mismatched group of adventurers in a highly unconventional fantasy world. Each character in your squad has their own quirks, backstories, and outrageous abilities that often sabotage your plans more than they help. As you navigate through a series of zany quests—such as negotiating peace between feuding wizards, hosting a duel gone wrong at a royal banquet, or rescuing an egocentric dragon—you must make choices that shape not only the outcome of your mission but also your relationships within the squad. Will your leadership pull the team together or send them spiraling into chaos? The fate of your band of misfits rests in your hands!