Whose Spacetime Is It Anyway?

Whose Spacetime Is It Anyway?

If I had a dime for every time I messed with spacetime, I’d have infinite dimes... and probably no timeline.

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In this hilarious and mind-bending text-based game, players take on the role of an amateur physicist accidentally caught in a wormhole that opens portals to absurd alternate realities. Each reality bends the fabric of spacetime in unique and outrageous ways, from a universe ruled by sentient cats to a timeline where every scientific fact is a sitcom joke. Players must navigate these worlds, solving puzzles and making outrageous choices that could lead to saving the universe—or ruining it in the most comical way. With branching storylines and countless paths to explore, humor and chaos intertwine as your decisions alter the very nature of existence.