Whose Spacetime Is It Anyway?

In this outrageous interactive text adventure, you play as a time-bending stand-up comedian whose world is turned upside down when a cosmic anomaly traps you in a loop of alternate realities. Your routine? To survive fascinating yet absurd situations across multiple timelines, from battling zeppelins in a steampunk realm to engaging in a pun-off with intergalactic aliens. Each choice you make alters the fabric of spacetime, unlocking outrageous quests, side-splitting dialogues, and mind-bending challenges. What jokes will land well when faced with the most bizarre versions of reality?