Whose Spacetime Is It Anyway?

In this absurd text-based adventure, you assume the role of a hapless intergalactic janitor accidentally equipped with a malfunctioning time-traveling mop. As the mop starts pulling you through various bizarre timelines and alternate dimensions, you must navigate a kaleidoscope of outrageous realities, from prehistoric planet parties to futuristic dystopia dance-offs. Solve riddles posed by eccentric timelines, team up with hilariously flawed characters from different eras, and fix the mess you've unintentionally created in the multiverse—all while trying to save your job and your sanity.