Whose Spacetime Is It Anyway?

You are an outlandish interdimensional mediator tasked with resolving disputes among the most absurd characters in the universe—gods, aliens, and time-traveling historians, all with their own timeless quirks. Each chapter leads you through zany scenarios where you'll have to navigate a series of bizarre, often hilarious, debates. As you make choices, you'll affect not only their destinies but also the very fabric of spacetime, leading to unpredictable—yet side-splitting—outcomes. Will you save a planet by making a cake or rewrite history with a philosophical debate about the merits of left-handed spatulas? Every decision counts in this chaotic, laugh-out-loud adventure!