Whose Spacetime Is It Anyway?

In this zany text-based adventure, you play as a cosmic janitor tasked with cleaning up the mess left by interdimensional travelers who’ve been messing with spacetime. As you navigate absurd timelines, paradoxical scenarios, and bizarre alien characters, you must fix reality itself while cracking jokes and engaging in comedic dialogue. With each decision impacting the timeline, will you be able to restore order, or will you cause the universe to implode from laughter?